Muscle And Fur Induced Depression

Sometimes, a picture is worth a thousand words. 

There. I said it. And now I feel depressed.

A New Sport - Whisker Wars - Beard Team USA

Just when you thought there really hasn't been a new sport invented since, uh, the Hackey-Sack... Our bearded bretheren are going after it with a vengeance.

Clothes may 'Make the Man' - but if you remove those - a man's whiskers are all he has left to style, or hide behind. And then you have those who grow it to show it. Hence the World Beard and Moustache Championships going on this month in Norway.

American BEARD OLYMPIAN and the author of The Facial Hair Handbook- Jack Passion seems likely to be serving up a face full of 'U Can't Touch This' again in 2011.

Team USA stole a lot of titles last year - and from this video - you can see they're hellbent to do it again. 

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Fitness vs Fatness - Back On The Treadmill

Hmm. Daily exercise and I still got fat over the summer here in the
Northwoods. I blame the pot-pies and cheese nachos. Swimming every day just
isn't enough, what with being over 50 and all. Back to Calif I go, back to
another round of MuscleBear wanna-be at the gym for months on end. I swear
this fat is going to MELT off me. Just like pot-pie gravy runs off a spoon
or like cheese drips down from piping hot nachos. I'll just MELT off the
fat!

Eye On BeachPie : Hello-Kitty Death Crew Wanna-Be MuscleBear Beach

Water-Rat-Bears

People seem to seem to be genetically encoded to either love swimming or hate it: Either strip down and dive in at any opportunity - or to merely observe from the dry safety of the pools edge or the terra-firma of the sandy beach. Either ya love the water like an otter - or hate it like a cat hates being thrown off the deep end.

Maybe modesty has something to do with this: Big hairy guys who just don't feel like taking their shirts off in general, let alone showing off their Fat 'N' Fur all glistening and matted down and wet in such public places. It's a shame really: 1. To not feel accepting or comfortable in one's own body such-as-it-is. Or, 2. To take advantage of the truly impact-free, full-body stretching and workout that swimming does like no other fitness activity. Or, 3. Not to know the freedom being a Speedo Bear can bring to your self image.

Me? I'm a WATER-RAT by nature, 100%. So even when I don't have the will to torture myself with ROUTINE activity like weight-lifting and aerobics implies - swimming remains the best all-round way to stay connected and aware of the rest of my clearly aging bones. It's summer. Get out there. DIVE IN!

Beef-Up Buff-Up Tough-Up - Belly Up To The Bar

If you were stranded on a desert island and could only have ONE piece of weight-training exercise gear - what would it be? Personally, I'd choose a SPRI 24lb. Body Bar w/Foam Padding.



4 feet long, dense as heck, and covered with no-slip grip dense foam - it's possible to do a total body workout routine: From deadlifts to squats to curls to presses, from head to toe. Available in weights up to 24 pounds... Oh you don't think that's very heavy? Set a workout timer to 30 minutes and schlep that weight around non-stop till ya puke : You'll get a great work-up-a-sweat work out!